Life by curry

When I was 30 I could eat all the Indian food I ordered

When I was 40, I could eat half, so I got two meals out of it

When I was 50, I could eat maybe a third, so I could get three meals

When I was 60, I could only eat a quarter

When I am 70, maybe just a fifth

at 80, only a sixth

at 90 I’ll be dead or almost dead so no more curry!